Celebrate your friends' vintage with a Colonoscopy Party Pack
Your doctor says it's time for your colonoscopy. You know you need to have one. It may save your life, but geez . . . Who wants to deal with that?
It's a drag, but here's a way you can laugh your way to your doc's office. This hilarious (but life-saving) Colonoscopy Party Pack from fun-loving Gastroenterologist, Dr. Patricia Raymond is the perfect gift for yourself or your 50+ friends.
The Colonoscopy Party Pack will help you laugh and joke about the dreaded personal periscopic procedure! You'll get bowel trivia, belly laughs, side splitters, and your personalized Cheek Check Challenge, all in one great gift. Laugh your fears away!
Only $25.00
At this low price, every vintage posterior should have one!
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What's Included in the Colonoscopy Party Pack?
- 3 copies of the book, Colonoscopy: It'll Crack U Up - Dr. Raymond's pocket-sized 56 page colonoscopy joke anthology featuring the finest in inoffensive bottom humor. You'll receive one to keep and two to share!
- 3 exclusive Colonoscopy BUTT-ons - Reminding all to get their vertical smile on for colon cancer screening! Wear it with pride!
- 1 Crack U Up Tote Bag - Our colorful canvas tote bag with the Crack-U-Up logo to make you the envy of your lunch crowd!
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We're not ALL fun & games.
Did you know?
6% of all Americans will get colon cancer -- and they didn't have to!
That's right, this party has a purpose. Research shows that people are NOT getting life saving colonoscopies because docs forget to recommend it and, because . . . Well, because of our squeamishness. But until we do, most people will continue to be diagnosed late and less curably in their colon cancer, all because of less awareness.
"Clearly, the lifeblood of colon cancer prevention is getting people to GET their colonoscopy." With this gift, you can help laugh the fears of your friends away - and encourage them to 'grin and bare it' for a colon cancer screening. It may be your best friend whose life you save with a simple laugh and bawdy banter.
